Night Crumbs
Five months after Linda Evangelista dropped a $50 million lawsuit on CoolSculpting for turning her into a recluse by allegedly fucking up her body after she was told the procedure was safe, she has talked to People about how that fat-freezing nightmare left her “brutally disfigured,” in pain, and unable to work as a model since 2015. Linda shared pictures of the bulges of hardened fat all over her body and says that she can’t walk without a girdle or she’ll have chafing to the point of nearly bleeding. So according to Linda, one of the greatest supermodels of all time, she isn’t able to set fire to the runway while showing some of these younger tricks how it’s really done? We should all sue CoolSculpting for helping to deprive us of that! – People
Two weeks after, the smug thumb known as Jeff Zucker resigned as the head of CNN over not telling everyone about a relationship he’s having with the network’s chief marketing officer Allison Gollust, she’s out too. So a messy situation has gotten messer. Even messier than CNN’s ridiculous hologram from 2008 (and that’s saying a lot) – Pajiba
A judge has granted a request from Bob Saget’s family to put a “privacy please” sign over the details and records in the investigation into his sudden death from head trauma last month – ABC News
Kanye West’s publicist or assistant or Pimp Mama Kris finally got a hold of his phone, it seems. And they should pull a Kim Kardashian, and throw it away – Celebitchy
Dua Lipa has brought her signature “really bored while trying to put out a stubborn cigarette on the sidewalk” move on tour with her – Lainey Gossip
Aunt Becky + Pimp Mama Kris = a scamming match made in Valentine’s Day HELL! – Just Jared
In case you missed these pictures from last month, here’s Richard Madden sunning his nipple knobs and furry chichis in Tulum with who they tell me is a bearded-up Froy Guitterez (citation needed) – OMG Blog
Pics: People