Night Crumbs

It’s been six months since Meghan McCain last made ear holes spew out blood from her shrieking on The View, and even though she’s not on the show anymore, she’s still fighting with the co-hosts. When Meghan posted a VD message of love to her husband on Twitter, one Twitter user asked if “every thought and sentiment need to be on Twitter.” Joy Behar responded to that tweet with, “Apparently,” and that really awakened the Peroxide Krakken and she went off, writing, “Imagine spending your Valentines Day trolling your ex colleagues tweet about her husband” before calling Joy’s tweet “pathetic.” I’m sure Meghan is still screaming about this at the sky as the clouds cover their ears and the pot who called the kettle black throws her a side-eye  – Just Jared

So much for my last-minute prayer to the Oscar Gods to get Charo, Dolly Parton, and Debra Wilson to be the trio who hosts the Oscars, because Regina Hall, Amy Schumer, and Wanda Sykes have been confirmed as this year’s hosts – Lainey Gossip

Just when we were all beginning to heal from the trauma of watching And Just Like Scat…, that shifty trick Andy Cohen had Sarah Jessica Parker on Watch What Happens Live! and brought up Kim Cattrall’s absence on the show (since that hasn’t been talked about enough) – OMG Blog

Sha’Carri Richardson would like the IOC to keep it real when it comes to her getting blocked from competing at the Olympics after testing positive for a banned substance while figure skater Kamila Valieva is allowed to compete after testing positive for a performance-enhancing drug – Celebitchy

Zoe Kravitz serves under-titty and fake flowers from Michael’s sultriness in Elle Magazine – Popoholic

Simone Biles is getting married! – Us Weekly

Um, if there’s one 80s cartoon that NEEDS to be made into a feature film, it’s Beverly Hills Teens, but sure, I’ll take the Rescue Rangers movie for now – Pajiba

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