Night Crumbs
There’s a trailer for the remake of Firestarter and never mind that we really don’t need a remake of that, Zac Efron is now old enough to play a dad to a 10-year-old. The next time I go to the movie theater, I’m going to ask for a pepaw discount and if they ask to see my ID, I’ll just say, “Listen, Zac Efron is old enough to play a dad to a 10-year-old. We’re ALL senior citizens now.” – Pajiba
“Baby, make sure you kiss my head several times but don’t cover THE FACE” is probably what JLo said to Ben Affleck right before he sleepwalked onto the carpet at the premiere of Marry Me – Lainey Gossip
Eva Longoria says that she cooks her family three meals a day even though she’s an intermittent faster. Oh, and she hates bread and sweets too. So yeah, she used a lot of words to say “I. Am. Robot.” – Celebitchy
Not to be outdone by the reality mess who sold her farts, Farrah Abraham is apparently selling her poop smears in a bottle. Well, since Scat Queen Farrah is an entrePOOneur now, she can smear her shit on a piece of paper and sell it as Farrah Abraham’s Guide To Parenting – Egotastic!
While talking about playing a character in an open relationship (no, he’s not playing Julia Fox), Joe Alwyn let us know that he and Taylor Swift are in a monogamous relationship. That’s surprising because all of us figured those two were orgy-loving swingers – Just Jared
Today in WILL SOMEBODY TURN ON THE DAMN LIGHTS: Alan Ritchson’s muscle nalgas in Reacher – (NSFW) OMG Blog
NBC made nice with Leslie Jones and she can keep tweeting Olympic clips – People
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