Night Crumbs
Pete Davidson called Kim Kardashian his “girlfriend,” which means that he probably participated in the Koven’s extremely romantic bonding keremony where he signs his name in blood before Pimp Mama Kris collects his soul and keeps it in her lair with the others. Tale as old as Kardashian time… – Celebitchy
Professional oversharers Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard are back to tell everyone that their daughters sleep in their bedroom and to also tell a story about how a mysterious stank was terrorizing their room for a bit (and no, that mysterious stank had nothing to do with them not bathing their kids regularly). And surprisingly, the stank didn’t come from a DVD copy of When In Rome that they accidentally left under the bed – Just Jared
James Corden asked Nicki Minaj to do an impression of Adele on his show, and honestly, it wasn’t that much of a challenge for Nicki. James should’ve asked her to do a really challenging impersonation, like that of a woman who doesn’t harass her husband’s attempted rape victim – OMG Blog
How the mighty have fallen (Bob’s Furniture is the fallen here since they asked Vanilla Ice to be in one of their commercials) – SOW
James Gunn let Steven Soderbergh know that there are some superhero movies that aren’t totally free of fucking – Pajiba
Nothing but warm pride probably filled Noel Gallagher’s frozen heart as his daughter Anais Gallagher dissed Brooklyn Beckham’s photography book – Lainey Gossip
A producer from Bohemian Rhapsody is working on a Michael Jackson biopic with cooperation from MJ’s estate, so I’m sure it won’t be a sugar-coated puff piece where any little mention of “Jesus Juice” is banned from the script – Variety
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