Night Crumbs

February 4, 2022 / Posted by: Michael K

Fresh off Amazon raising its annual Prime membership to $139, Jeff Bezos may have proven that he’s a bridge troll for real. Because it’s been reported that a section of Koningshaven Bridge in Rotterdam will be taken apart to make way for Jeff’s $500 million superyacht that’s being built in nearby Alblasserdam. But the mayor of Rotterdam says that no decision about dismantling the bridge has been made, and if it does happen, Jeff or the yacht builder will have to cover the cost. Whatever the cost is, Jeff will shrug, pull down his diamond-encrusted bloomers, fart out a pile of gold coins, and hand ’em to the mayor – Insider

Meanwhile, as Jeff Bezos continues to be a come-to-life cartoon villain, his ex-wife MacKenzie Scott donated $133.5 million to an education non-profit – Forbes

The paparazzi are crying tears of happiness today because one of the pap strolls’ it couples, JLo and Ben Affleck has returned to them. But while the paps are happy, the Wookiees are sad since JLo wore one of their own as a coat – Lainey Gossip

Michael Avenatti has been found guilty of fucking with Stormy Daniels’ money – CNBC

Great news for the makers of designer stripper clothes and rubber dicks, Euphoria (aka an after-school special as seen through the eyes of early Paul Thomas Anderson) has been renewed for a third season! – Just Jared

Today’s definition of audacity is brought to you by someone who is responsible for And Just Like That…. demanding that John Corbett apologizes to fans for lying about being in the show. Yeah, out of everyone, HE’S the one who needs to apologize to fans – BuzzFeed

Netflix’s trailer for its 2022 movies is like that Nicole Kidman AMC commercial on all the roids – Pajiba

The trailer for The Thing About Pam is peak cringe from Renee Zellweger wearing Goopy Paltrow’s hand-me-down Shallow Hal fatsuit to the whole thing looking like a parody of the true-crime limited series craze – Celebitchy

The height of romance IS this gorgeous bouquet of beef jerky dick flowers – OMG Blog

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