Night Crumbs

It feels like we’ve been talking about Idris Elba as James Bond for 100 years (and the Bond movie series is only 59 years old! And Idris is only 49!) but all that talk ended a couple of years ago when Idris himself said that he will not be Bond and he’s tired of people bringing it up. Well, here comes shifty Bond producer Barbara Broccoli to stir shit up again and mess with emotions, because she claims that he’s “in the conversation” on who should be the next James Bond. I believe Barbara, but the conversation probably went, “Hi, everyone, welcome to the meeting to choose the next Bond. Now, who should it be? And don’t say Idris Elba!” – Just Jared

If you see a Los Angeles area paparazzo looking at the sidewalk all sad-like with their camera hanging at their side as though they’ve given up on the pap game, that’s because JLo and Ben Affleck haven’t hit the ho stroll together for a minute – Lainey Gossip

In the documentary Phoenix Rising, Evan Rachel Wood adds even more layers of ick to the accusations against crusty tonsil stone Marilyn Manson, claiming that he assaulted her during the filming of his music video – Pitchfork

Here’s the teaser trailer for Guillermo del Toro’s take on Pinocchio starring Ewan McGregor as the voice of a cricket with Wite-Out eyes – Pajiba

Julian McMahon has left the show FBI: Most Wanted to seek “other career opportunities,” which has me thinking that we should expect a Nip/Tuck revival (and with 100% more insane fuckery) in 3…2… – SOW

For a second there I thought that Hailey Bieber had a giant taco salad shell on her head until I realized that she doesn’t have the taste level to buy something as elegant as a taco salad shell hat – Popoholic

Aryn Drake-Lee and Jesse Williams are back to fighting and now she’s asking for primary custody of their children – TheGrio

If you thought the Pillow People of the 80s were creepy, meet Kelly Osbourne’s People Person (and her boyfriend, Sid Wilson of Slipknot, has one too) – Celebitchy

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