Night Crumbs
The trades reported (no, they didn’t) that Sir Daniel Day-Lewis, Sir Anthony Hopkins, and Sir Ian McKellen were all campaigning for the meatiest part in Hollywood, but it was Jason Mantzoukas of Big Mouth who beat them all and out and won the illustrious role of the voice of Tommy Lee’s dick in Hulu’s Pam & Tommy series. There’s a scene where Tommy (played by Sebastian Stan) wonders if he’s falling in love with Pamela Anderson (played by Lily James) and has a serious talk with his crotch serpent (voiced by Jason) about it. It was inspired by a chapter in Tommy Lee’s memoir. Sadly, it seems like Tommy’s talking peen is only in one scene, but you know what they, there are no small parts, especially on Tommy Lee! – Just Jared
Well, if The Pope was a fan of John Cena, he’s not anymore. Because John has kept it real about not wanting to have children right now – Celebitchy
I see that George Clooney is a big Corey Hart fan – Lainey Gossip
The reason why the crazies sector of the Outlander fandom is calling out sick from work today: they have to run their magnifying glasses over the trailer for proof that Caitríona Balfe and Sam Heughan are together for real – SOW
More bad news for Ellen DeGeneres’ household staffers, her game show Ellen’s Game of Games got shit-canned, which means she’ll be home even more – TVLine
Bono makes it too easy – Consequence of Sound
Cardi B is paying for the funeral and burial costs of the 17 victims of this month’s Bronx fire – Complex