Night Crumbs
Because Gossip Girl and Euphoria isn’t enough for HBO Max, they are making a new generation of Degrassi that will premiere in 2023. If HBO turns Degrassi into the Canadian Euphoria (Eh-phoria?), those actors are going to be freezing their parts off in the Toronto cold while wearing nothing but a rhinestone choker, a cropped tube top, crushed velvet coochie cutters, and body glitter (aka what I wore in high school too) – SOW
The Daily Show did a little bit on Wordle, the word game that is taking the internet by STORM and a game that I have ruled (and not because I give up after two tries and just go to Twitter to find out what the word is. Not at all!) – Pajiba
Actress turned country singer turned toxic marriage porn peddler Jana Kramer has introduced the world to her new buff piece boyfriend, personal trainer Ian Schinelli. Not much is known about him but I’m still going to say he’s an upgrade from her ex-husband. Although, if Jana introduced a cracked rock as her new piece, I’d still say it was an upgrade – Celebitchy
Nice try with that Photoshop, Catherine Zeta-Jones. We all know that the second you put on a pair of peasant sweats, your opulent rich lady skin will break out into opulent rich lady hives – Lainey Gossip
Ben Affleck says that after he got cast in Armaggedon, he was told to fix his teeth, get into a tanning bed, get buff, and slather oil on his body. I mean, that’s some typical Michael Bay shit, but I need to know if Ben’s audition involved him washing Michael’s Ferrari while wearing a bikini – Just Jared
Tony winner Andrew Burnap has joined Rachel Ziegler and Gal Gadot in Disney’s live-action Snow White movie. He’s the male lead but he’s not playing The Prince or The Huntsman. Maybe he plays a character who explains to us, the audience, why Gal Gadot is in everything – Digital Spy
A Kardashian accused of pulling a grift for money? I NEVAH! – The Hollywood Reporter
The best way to end any post is with some vintage Charo, so here’s some vintage Charo (featuring a man who was temporarily blinded by her cuchi cuchi hotness) – Go Fug Yourself
Pic: HBO Max