Night Crumbs

January 7, 2022 / Posted by: Michael K

The Weeknd’s new album PM Dawn Dawn FM is out, and in a song called Here We Go Again, he coos about falling in love with a movie star who he makes “scream like Neve Campbell.” Okay, that lyric is probably about his pap stroll partner Angelina Jolie, but is “scream like Neve Campbell” supposed to be a compliment to him? Neve’s screams in Scream aren’t fuck moans! She’s screaming in terror. Although, St. Angie probably let out a blood-curdling horror scream around The Weeknd while talking to her lawyers about her never-ending custody case with Brad Pitt – Lainey Gossip

Catriona Balfe calls out the Batshit Chapter of the Outlander fandom who believe that she and her co-star, Sam Heughan, are secretly together. Catriona claims that they’ve hired private investigators to dig up proof and harassed the secretary at the church where she married her real husband Tony McGill. Well, it looks like the #RobstenIsForever crazies have moved on to Outlander – Us Weekly

If you see Olivia Munn walking around in a wedding dress today, that’s because John Mulaney’s divorce to Anna Marie Tendler has been finalized and Olivia is ready to go! – Just Jared

Scheana Shay of Vanderpump Rules defends her man giving her a non-diamond engagement ring from the tricks who think that every engagement ring needs a diamond. Those idiots! Diamonds aren’t every girl’s best friend. Some girl’s best friend is whoever gives them a ring in exchange for some #sponcon – Celebitchy

Andy Cohen doesn’t regret getting plastered during his New Year’s Eve gig. Of course, he doesn’t (see: Andy getting a lot of attention for it) – OMG Blog

Even though Coronavirus seriously fucked with their last show of the year, Saturday Night Live will be back on January 15 with guest host Ariana DeBose from West Side Story. Although with the way COVID numbers have been going, that show may once again open with Omicron saying, “Live from New York, it’s ME!” – Pajiba

Archie from Riverdale brought out his cum gutters and awkward poses for a Lacoste chonies campaign – SOW

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