Night Crumbs
Nicolas Cage is going to be somebody’s father for the third time. 57-year-old Nicolas and his 27-year-old fifth wife of about a year, Riko Shibata, are expecting their first child together. Nic has two sons: 31-year-old mess Weston Cage Coppola and 16-year-old Kal-El Coppola Cage. So it looks like every 15 to 16 years, Nicolas busts a thespian nut that makes a baby. And Nic named his second kid in honor of his Superman obsession, so his third kid is probably going to come out of the womb thinking, “Please, please, please, I hope they named me something normal like Jimmy or Lois even fucking Lex,” right before Nic coos, “Hello there, little Krypto Nite Coppola Cage.” – People
Pimp Mama Kris, I mean, a source would like you to know that things between Kim Kardashian and her latest reality show scene partner, Pete Davidson, are getting very serious as they’ve taken their extremely organic and genuine love to the Bahamas. And leave it to Kim to ugly up paradise by going around dressed like a rejected Fly Girl from the 90s – Celebitchy
In news that would warm even Lila Folwer’s cold bitchy heart (not really), Brittany Daniel, who played Jessica Wakefield in the Sweet Valley High TV series, gave birth to a baby using a donor egg from her twin sister Cynthia Daniel, who played Elizabeth Wakefield – People
Jonathan Van Ness and his luxurious mane have taken their Getting Curious podcast to Netflix, and here’s the trailer for it – OMG Blog
Here’s the trailer for the fourth season of Ozark, AKA the show that every ho in the land tells me that I’ve gotta watch – Pajiba
Like every other human on Earth, Lupita Nyong’o got a breakthrough case of COVID – (third one down) Lainey Gossip
And Today’s Hoda Kotb too – SOW
Not pictured: Dua Lipa’s nipples preparing to smile for the camera just in case that bikini top comes falling down – Popoholic
Michael Imperioli will get to grace screens with THEE Jennifer Coolidge because he’s been cast in the second season of The White Lotus – Just Jared
Peter Bogdanovich, director of The Last Picture Show, Paper Moon, Mask, and What’s Up, Doc?, has died at 82 – Deadline
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