Night Crumbs

January 3, 2022 / Posted by: Michael K

Before 2021 ended, THE QUEEN announced that Duchess Camilla will become a Royal Lady of the Order of the Garter, which sounds like it’s short for Order of the Garter Belt. So that title kind of goes well with Prince Charles’ unofficial title of Royal Horny Ho of the Order of the Tampon – People

Virginia Giuffre is pleased that it’s been made known that Jeffrey Epstein paid her $500,000 to settle her 2009 lawsuit against him because Prince Andrew’s lawyers claimed she was paid millions. Prince Andrew spitting out lies and exaggerations to try to save his own slimy ass? I haven’t heard that one before… – The Daily Beast

Dean McDermott wasn’t with Tori Spelling on New Year’s, because he was sick. And no, he wasn’t sick with a case of Tori-itis or with a respiraTORI infection from breathing in the same air as the woman he no longer wants to be married to. Dean claims he had pneumonia – Celebitchy

Who knew that Drake is now the Twitter intern for Pabst Blue Ribbon? – Pajiba

All white girls named Emma look the same to the makers of the Harry Potter 20th anniversary special – Entertainment Weekly

Ricki Lake got married to Ross Burningham, and I’m assuming that she walked down the aisle to her guests chanting, “Go, Ricki, go, Ricki, go, go, go Ricki!” – Just Jared

Karoline Bjørnelykke, who is considered a plus-size model, says that some shifty brands have given her the Sarah Paulson as Linda Tripp treatment by padding her up. And they do this so she looks bigger in the body while looking skinny in the face – OMG Blog

David Bowie’s estate sold his entire music catalog for $250 million to Warner Chappell Music. I know, $250 million is a steal because the moaning at the end of Sex And The Church is worth that much alone – Pitchfork

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