Night Crumbs

Tom Holland hit the like button on an Instagram post that claimed science has discovered that short men fuck a lot. Two things: 1. Tom Cruise must be seething out of his cha-cha heels over Tom Holland being the reigning Short King of Hollywood. And 2. That study might be on the money because since Tommy Cruise is a Scientology, he has definitely fucked a lot of people over – E! News

The “first look” at the second season of Bridgerton needs a lot, lot more bare man nalgas – Celebitchy

During Johnny Depp’s libel case against The Sun, texts were made public between him and Paul Bettany where they made “jokes” about killing Amber Heard. Paul was asked about those texts becoming public and he said that a bunch of lawyers going through his private shit was an “unpleasant feeling.” Well, it looks like whenever Johnny and Paul get together, major disaster strikes. See: The Tourist, Mortdecai, and these texts – Just Jared

Here’s another good review for Red Rocket, the movie that will probably turn Simon Rex into Oscar-nominated Simon Rex (and yes, THAT Simon Rex) – Pajiba

And Just Like That…. has once again made people say, “Hmm… maybe that wet turd of a second Sex and the City movie wasn’t so bad after all….” – HuffPo

Jojo (not Siwa) is engaged – Us Weekly

Filmmaker Jean-Marc Vallée, who directed Wild, Dallas Buyers Club, C.R.A.Z.Y., Big Little Lies, and Sharp Objects, died suddenly from an apparent heart attack, at the way, way, way too young age of 58 – Deadline

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