Open Post: Hosted By The Giant Talking Toilet From Katy Perry’s Las Vegas Show
And I don’t think that toilet is a tribute to her ex-husband Russell Brand. Since it’s orange, maybe it’s a tribute to Trump? Whatever the case may be, Katy Perry’s Las Vegas residency Play will co-star a gigantic talking toilet. Don’t worry, the toilet hasn’t actually come to life, it’s just a prop. But the diarrhea that some drunk Las Vegas tourist will leave in it by accident will be 100% real.
Play begins at the Resorts World in Las Vegas on December 29 and if you want one thing guaranteed, it’s that it’s going to be a shit show. Katy may have never won a Grammy, but that doesn’t mean her songs are crap. They play her songs so much on the radio it makes you want to puke. Katy posted a short video of an orange-colored toilet speaking with the deepest voice possible, promising “Eight more days until we drop this shit.” Eight days? Someone needs to get Katy some Metamucil!
Only 8 more days until you can come to
✨♥️🌈 PERRY PLAYLAND🌈♥️✨Where you’ll be flush with happiness! #PLAY🍄 pic.twitter.com/skwxtg609e
— KATY PERRY (@katyperry) December 22, 2021
I think talking objects are going to be a big part of “Perry Playland” because the previous teaser Katy posted was of a talking couch with some play blocks, but that voice was much darker and seemed to suggest something more sinister:
Pee-wee Herman needs to contact his attorneys because Katy Perry stole his whole Playhouse for her show. But having a toilet onstage is a good idea. Because if Katy decided to do Ur So Gay, the audience could tell her to drop it in the shit can where it belongs.
Pic: Twitter