Night Crumbs
The latest trailer for Death on the Nile has been released, and it’s doing the absolute most to avoid showing Armie Hammer’s face. Because let’s be real, even Hercule Poirot doesn’t want to dig too deep into that PR mess. But they really did cut this trailer to show as little of his face as possible. They probably toyed with the idea of covering him up with a CGI potted plant before thinking, “No, that’s too much” – Pajiba
The Unofficial Queen of the Holidays (aka Mariah Carey) has returned to her throne at the North Pole (aka her expensive ski chalet in Aspen), and it’s bound to be a green Christmas (aka plenty of $$$) because she’s currently celebrating “All I Want For Christmas” being at the #1 spot on the Billboard Hot 100 list for the third December in a row – Lainey Gossip
Karlie Kloss won’t hear you asking, “Not even for dinner with the Kushners?“, because she would like you all to know that she doesn’t ever read the comments – Celebitchy
After Jeff Garlin left The Goldbergs for allegedly making life a nightmare for HR, ABC has finally decided how they’ll handle covering up his absence on the show, and it won’t involve any weird deep fake artificial face stuff – SOW
Diddy once again owns his namesake fashion label, Sean John, which really does make it feel like the Bennifer years are fully back again – Complex
Speaking of the Bennifer years, Zendaya’s whole look is giving major “Just got a callback for a Maybelline ad in 2004” vibes – Popoholic
Grace Jones and k.d. lang both appeared on the Pee Wee’s Playhouse Christmas Special, and somehow that episode hasn’t been declared as culturally, historically or aesthetically significant by the National Film Registry – OMG Blog
Lil Kim is in a new holiday movie called Miracles Across 125th Street, and no, she doesn’t play an Elf on the Shelf (although, much like that Elf, I’m pretty sure she’s tiny enough that she could crawl up on the mantle and silently judge all she sees) – Egotastic
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