Madonna let all her Instagram followers know that she went to see Licorice Pizza and loved it so much that it inspired her to clean the movie theater (????) while looking like she put on a disguise to infiltrate a Gen Z homeless camp. It’s very “How do you do, my fellow kid pop stars?” But I guess those who keep screaming at Madge to pick up a mop and clean up her messy act got their wish… sort of – Exclaim!
Arkansas dodged a trash bullet because Jim Bob Duggar flopped in the state’s Senate primary race. But sadly, more than (insert the number of Duggars who still talk to Jim Bob and can vote) people actually voted for him – AP
Brooklyn Beckham is a chef now, or something – Lainey Gossip
Holly Madison gave more tales of ickiness from the Playboy Mansion – Complex
Listen, you mean nitpicking bitches, delicate thespian Sarah Paulson did not gain 30 pounds and pad her body to play Linda Tripp for people to give their personal opinions on how she was miscast!!! – Celebitchy
Halsey is looking like if Sally from A Nightmare Before Christmas cashed in her crypto profits and spent it all at the Burberry outlet – Popoholic
Mariah Carey was asked to choose her favorite songs of hers, and since she was promoting a Christmas special in front of a Christmas scene during Christmastimes, she reluctantly went with… wait for it… All I Want For Christmas Is You – OMG Blog
Yup, this is exactly how a pussy wakeup alarm works – Pajiba