Night Crumbs
Christina Ricci gave birth to her second child and her first with her husband Mark Hampton. They have named the baby girl Cleopatra Ricci Hampton. They’ll probably call her Cleo as a tribute to infomercial legend Miss Cleo. But I am disappointed that they didn’t give little Cleopatra the middle name of CominAtcha. What a missed opportunity. – People
Who needs an NBA halftime show when you’ve got Bennifer 1.0 schnoz kissing for the cameras? – Lainey Gossip
Some think that the prosecution in the Ghislaine Maxwell trial is fumbling shit on purpose and that Lucifer’s sweetheart is going to go free. That will just be a smegma-covered shit cherry on this shit sundae of a year – Towleroad
And in more trash news, Armie Hammer will probably not be charged in his rape case – Complex
In case you missed last night’s Live In Front Of A Studio Audience: Facts of Life and Diff’rent Strokes…. But my takeaway is that ageless Christian jewel Lisa Welchel should’ve saved Jennifer Aniston from that sad polyester wig by playing Blair Warner herself! – Pajiba
Mayim Bialik and Ken Jennings will host Jeopardy! for the rest of the season as the producers let out a huge ass sigh of relief for not picking Aaron Rodgers as host – Just Jared
If one of Barbara Bush’s old dresses had a bareback threesome with a Michael’s fake flower section and a cone trellis, it would give birth to what Haley Bennett wore to last night’s Cyrano premiere in London – Celebitchy
Meanwhile, on the cover of Interview Magazine, Zendaya is serving “Raquel Welch’s Flareup character goes to that planet in Barbarella” glamour – OMG Blog
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