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Substituteney, The Substitute Teacher Who Got Kicked Out Of A Texas High School For Singing Britney Spears’ Toxic During Class!
When I was in high school and we had a substitute teacher, we’d be lucky if they rolled out the TV on a cart and played To Kill A Mockingbird as most of us practiced taking a nap with our eyes open. But the students at Bowie High School in Austin, TX got a real SHOW when a substitute teacher entertained them with his karaoke version of Britney Spears’ Toxic. Believe it or not, the teacher wasn’t immediately promoted to choir director. He was asked to leave campus. I’m guessing that’s because it’s called BOWIE high school. He should have done a karaoke cover of Rebel Rebel.
The substitute teacher must still be celebrating the freedom of Brit Brit because after he settled into his desk, he turned on the karaoke machine he brought with him, and as the dazzling lights delicately danced across his face skin, he yodeled out his version of Toxic. Who cares about literature, or geometry, or science! Every school needs a Britney 101 class. Okay, this is a mess, but it’s better than any episode of Glee:
And here’s another angle:
‘Toxic’ Teacher: A substitute at Bowie High School in south Austin wanted to be a “class clown” for the day.
The substitute and bad singer broke out the karaoke machine to take on “Toxic” by Britney Spears.
He was sent home. @KXAN_News pic.twitter.com/QYMebGzg5B— Ricky (@RickyG_TV) December 3, 2021
It’s a good thing I’m not a student at Bowie High School because I would’ve ripped off my clothes to reveal a bedazzled Toxic catsuit underneath (yes, I always wear one, because you never know when you’re going to need to bust out some Britney) and danced on the tables. But the students of that class are not me. If it was an episode of America’s Got Talent, they all would’ve given Substituteney Spears an X!. Because they told on his ass and the principal kicked him off campus. FOX 7 says that the students apparently thought he was a tresspasser. But he’s a real substitute teacher. Although, when he checked in with admin at Bowie High School, he said he didn’t have his ID. And sadly, students at Bowie will never get an encore performance from Substituteney, because he’s been blacklisted!
The AISD spokesperson says some students began sharing that they believed the substitute was a trespasser who had to be arrested and removed from Bowie. The spokesperson says that was due to the sub failing to identify himself properly to the first class. The spokesperson says the substitute was in the district’s system and had completed background checks.
“The substitute was deactivated in our substitute pool, so it’s safe to say he won’t be subbing again in Austin ISD,” the AISD spokesperson says. The spokesperson goes on to add that after further review it appears the substitute has a social media profile that says he is trying to sub to all 50 states and sing and entertain students while subbing while documenting his experience.
All 50 states?! Excuse me while I try to pull some Strangers with Candy shit and register at my nearest high school so that I can possibly get a front row seat to a karaoke concert starring the one and only Substituteney!
Pic: YouTube