While partying during Art Basel in Miami, Adam Levine debuted a new rose tattoo on his face. So either he’s trying to land a lead role in an upcoming movie version of Tennessee Williams’ The Rose Tattoo, or he’s decided to go solo as a white rapper whose songs are only about the rose from Beauty and the Beast. Either or! – Just Jared
“I’m calling out today since it’s a religious holiday for me” is probably what the employer of every hardcore Beyhive member heard this morning since Beyonce dropped a holy Ivy Park video featuring Blue Ivy and Rumi Carter – Lainey Gossip
Nicolas Cage will play Dracula in Universal Pictures’ Renfield, which will also star Nicholas Hoult. Honestly, Nicolas Cage is perfect for this role since recently he’s been sucking the youth out of his young brides – The Hollywood Reporter
Keira Knightley’s entire family got COVID, but while she and her daughters had symptoms, her husband, James Righton, was asymptomatic and KK said he’s being “smug” about it. KK thinks he didn’t get any symptoms because he swims in cold water. So wait, he’s smug and possibly thinks that swimming in cold water kept COVID from really messing with him? Goopy Paltrow will name him as Goop’s new Director of Health in 3..2… – Celebitchy
Miley Cyrus and Pete Davidson will replace Carson Daly as hosts of NBC’s New Year’s Eve special. Well, this means that Kim Kardashian better start looking for another tattooed and white asparagus stalk to piss off Kourtney Kardashian with. Because you know Miley and Pete are going to wet hump and tongue on each other before midnight – Pajiba
John Waters released his top films of 2021, which means it’s that time of year again when my brain burps up question mark after question mark while reading the titles of a bunch of HIGH ART cinematic pieces I’ve never heard of – OMG Blog
I see that Lisa Rinna is still trying to turn her daughters into the next Hadids because she slapped on a Cindy Crawford wig to pose with Amelia Hamlin in a photoshoot that looks like a Wish.com campaign for their new line of Guess knock-off jeans – Egotastic!
If you felt a little earthquake earlier, it was from everyone falling over with shock from Heather Thomson saying that scenes on the Real Housewrecks of New York City are staged – Reality Tea