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The Gay Santa from a commercial for Norway’s postal service!
To mark the 50th anniversary of Norway’s decriminalization of homosexuality, the country’s postal service, Posten Norge, decided to give Santa Claus a boyfriend in a sweet new holiday ad. How do you say “Watch out for Megyn Kelly’s flying head because if she loses it over a Black Santa, she’s going to really lose it over Gay Santa” in Norweigan?
Posten Norge has let people know that fuck cookies, this year, you better leave poppers, iced coffee, and Kylie Minogue’s new disco album for Santa because he’s a member of the LGBTQ+ community! The ad is called When Harry Met Santa and is the best Hallmark Hall of Fame Christmas movie that never was. In it, a hot seasoned piece named Harry (played by Johan Ehn) wakes up in the middle of the night on Christmas to find Santa Claus (played by Terje Stromdahl) in his living room, and the two lock eyes as their down-low parts get the holly jolly tingles for each other. But like a Grindr trick who’s got things (and ass) to do, Santa disappears in a quick second. Over the next several Christmases, Santa brings gifts to Harry, and the two share laughs and fall in love. Harry also quotes Mariah Carey when he sends his Santa Boo a love letter to the North Pole. And at the end of the 4-minute ad, Santa shows up on Christmas and lets a dressed-up Harry know that he got a little help delivering presents that night so that he could be with Harry. The two then kiss and they’re so hard-up for each other that no mistletoe is needed! Yup, Santa isn’t some easy HO HO HO. It takes him several Christmases to give up his South Pole. Here’s the entire ad, which is really a cinematically magnificent Christmas short. Just call it Brokeback North Pole (even though it doesn’t take place on the North Pole).
Who knew that my favorite 2021 holiday movie would be a post office commercial from Norway?! And even though Santa didn’t wash his ass for his dates (hey, some people are into that), he’s still a catch. I mean, you only have to see him once a year, and when you do see him, he brings you gifts and kisses. A dream boyfriend!
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