Night Crumbs

November 23, 2021 / Posted by: Michael K

The Weeknd’s scripted cult drama for HBO Max is happening and has been picked up. It’ll be called The Idol and will star The Weeknd and nepotism’s newest pride and joy Lily-Rose Depp. It’ll also star multiple Oscar-winner (don’t fact-check me on that) Elizabeth Berkley, musical pixie twink Troye Sivan, and Anne Heche. Since Showgirls is my religion, I may be obligated to watch this mess. But I am hoping that this is actually a Showgirls sequel and follows Nomi Malone after she moves to Hollywood and becomes a cult leader when a group of people are charmed by her tales of Doggy Chow-eating, Versayce-wearing, and whorey look nail-painting. But then again, I don’t know if HBO Max’s servers can handle the billions of people who would sign up to their little service just to watch that – The AV Club

A source claims that Princess Charlene suffered from a serious ENT infection and nearly died after having several surgeries and losing a lot of weight. The GIF of Oprah saying “So what is the truth?” was made for nearly every unconfirmed update about this story – Celebitchy

James Van Der Beek and his wife Kimberly Van Der Beek announced that they welcomed a sixth child, which means that any day now, TLC will greenlight the reality show Dawson’s Child Army – Just Jared

Chris Pine is giving you “the weekend look of every toddler who goes to Los Feliz Daycare” – Lainey Gossip

For Jeff Bezos’ latest PR space stunt that will probably get a thousand of hours of coverage on Good Morning America, Michael Strahan will go off to space on a Blue Origin flight – SOW

Something that has never happened before and will never happen again: a couple from The Bachelorette broke up – Reality Tea

In other prolapse-inducing news of shock, the second season of Tiger King (working title: Everyone In This Is The Worst) is trash, apparently – Pajiba

The winner of the 9,956th season of Dancing with the Stars was COVID (since several on the show got it) but the other winner was…. – Jezebel

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