Hot Slut Of The Day!
Gunther VI, the rich-as-fuck German Shepherd who is selling the Miami mansion that used to belong to Madonna!
Why do I have a feeling that sales for German Shepherd costumes are about to jump majorly from scheming tricks planning to sneak a sleeping pill into Gunther’s filet mignon Pupperoni so that they can pretend to be him and get their paws on his multi-million dollar fortune?! Because Gunther here is the world’s richest dog and is selling his luxurious waterfront Miami mansion for $31.75 million. And no word if Gunther VI is really selling because the Trumps moved to Miami and he thought, “Ugh, this place has gone to the dogs Trumps.”
As to how Gunther got his fortune, he’s old, old money (in dog time, anyway). The Associated Press says that back in 1992, Gunther III inherited a multi-million dollar trust from his human Karlotta Liebenstein when she died. And when Gunther III went off to heaven, his heirs inherited his fortune and so on. The Gunthers have traveled the world on a private jet with their handlers, and their farts are probably worth more than most of us make in a year because they feast on the finest of foods cooked by a chef. Gunther VI even has caviar sometimes. So yeah, the next time you get a notice saying that your gas is going to be cut off because you can’t pay it, just think of a German Shepherd nibbling on caviar hand-fed to him by his human-in-waiting while lounging on a cashmere towel by the pool of his Miami mansion.
Carla Riccitelli is one of Gunther VI’s handlers and is on the board that manages the $500 million trust. The board makes investments to grow the trust even more and they’ve bought a men’s soccer team and a women’s swimming team. Carla, who mostly lives in Tuscany with Gunther VI and her other pets, tells AP that the board decided that the Miami real estate market is so hot right now that they should sell. The mansion was bought from Madonna years ago for $7.5 million. via AP:
“He lives in Madonna’s former master bedroom,” said real estate agent Ruthie Assouline who nabbed the listing with her husband Ethan for the 1.2-acre (0.5 hectare) property in a row of a half-dozen waterfront homes next to a public county park and on the same street where Sylvester Stallone once lived.
“He literally sleeps overlooking the most magnificent view in an Italian custom bed in the former bedroom of the greatest pop star in the world.”
And here’s Gunther showing off his cute, little $31.75 million dog house. My dog, who plays with a $2 rope from Petco is looking at the cheap ass tennis ball Gunther plays with and is thinking, “Broke ass!”
Again, $31.75 million! So while the tricksters get their German Shepherd costumes, I’m going to catch a Spirit Airlines flight with my dog to Miami, put a little red lipstick on her, and get her to shimmy in front of Gunther’s manor so she can gold dig that pooch, and his fortune will be ours! And yes, there will be dozens of other gold digging bitches in front of his mansion, trying to do the same thing.
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