Night Crumbs

November 17, 2021 / Posted by: Michael K

After missing the Remembrance Day Sunday Service because she fucked up her back, THE QUEEN returned to public duties today by meeting with Gen Sir Nick Carter at Windsor Castle. And joining THE QUEEN was her pet dorgi, Candy, who was definitely looking at that guy in the doorway like, “Didn’t I tell all of you idiots that THE QUEEN isn’t ready for hand-shaking shit and needs to rest her 95-year-old ass some more?!” Nurse Candy is always looking out for her human. – BBC News

Vanessa Hudgens, who I always forget is in the tick, tick…BOOM movie, decided to go with a black and white style theme from the promo tour, and dressed as everything from a rejected The Matrix extra to a bride whose dress is made out of her grandma’s boudoir curtains – Lainey Gossip

Alec Baldwin and the other producers of Rust have been slapped with another lawsuit over the accidental shooting death of Halyna Hutchins – Just Jared

Just a little FYI: Someone still hasn’t taken away Alice Evans’ phone and she’s still tweeting about her estranged husband Ioan Gruffud and his girlfriend when she really should be cry-singing to Adele in between eating mouthfuls of cake batter soup and looking for quick rebound dick on Tinder. That’s the normal way to deal with a breakup! – Celebitchy

The fuck kind of foolery pills are the Riverdale writers on? – Pajiba

Another day, another actor walks away from a check over refusing to get vaccinated – SOW

Kacey Musgraves did a cover of Coldplay’s Fix You for a Chipotle campaign because I guess after eating Chipotle, your bowels need fixin’ – OMG Blog

As the Jeopardy! hosting situation continues to be a clusterfuck, LeVar Burton pulled an, “I don’t need your trivia show because I’m getting my own!” – HuffPo

Pic: BBC News

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