Night Crumbs
Alice Evans thought it would be a good idea to do a talk show interview about her divorce, where she continued to get callouses on her hands by dragging her estranged husband Ioan Gruffudd and his new piece. I don’t know if Alice Evans is trying to make scorned wife her brand (“Bitch, I already own that corner!” said Jana Kramer), but I do know that even Kelly Rutherford is saying to her, “Girl, please stop already.” – Celebitchy
Hannah Reed-Guiterrez’s lawyers are still going for the Guinness World Record for the most straws grasped at once by continuing to claim that she was framed in the fatal shooting death of Halyna Hutchins on the set of Rust – Pajiba
From The Department Of The World Is Awful: Olympic gold medal-winning gymnast Suni Lee says she was the victim of a hate crime and was attacked with pepper spray by a racist piece of boiling shit – Yahoo! News
Matthew McConaughey is airing something out, and don’t worry if you’re around the Texas T-Rex, he’s not airing out his pits. Matthew clarified his words about vaccine mandates for kids and says that his 13-year-old son is vaccinated – Just Jared
Houston Police Chief Troy Finner takes back the claim that a security guard had to be revived with Narcan after someone in the crowd at Astroworld stuck him in the neck with a syringe. As to how that rumor got started…. cut to Pimp Mama Kris whispering into the ear of Police Chief Finner – Complex
At the CFDA Awards, Zendaya served high-fashion scrunchie holder glamour – Tom + Lorenzo
Henry Cavill wants to be the next James Bond – Towleroad
Add Olivia Culpo to the long list of people who must face criminal charges for wearing sandals made out of cut-off Wookiee dicks – Popoholic
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