Night Crumbs
There’s a scary rumor that Dr. Oz is threatening to run as a Republican in Pennsylvania’s Senate race, but his rep would only say that while he’s “received encouragement” to run, he’s currently focused on his talk show and has no announcement to make at “this time.” Why do I have a feeling that the “encouragement” Dr. Oz received was really him wearing different wigs in the mirror while saying, “Oh, Dr. Oz, you medical genius and all-around gorgeous man, who only tells the truth and never lies for the sake of his wallet, should run for Senator in Pennsylvania!” – People
WHY, MAYA, WHY?! Maya Rudolph just had to ruin her gorgeous hot pink circumcised dick dress (yes, everything is shaped like a dick to me) with devil’s hooves known as CROCS! – Lainey Gossip
A second season of Squid Game is happening (because DUH), and well, they better up the budget by a lot, because you know that Red Light Green Light Assasin Girl is going to demand a major payday now that she’s a STAH – Celebitchy
Brian Williams has broken up with the Peacock after approximately 5,683 years (or 28 if you want to get technical) – Just Jared
This post about on-screen couples with zero chemistry is incomplete without Jodie Foster and Richard Gere in Sommersby, and Julia Roberts and Julia Roberts’ wig in Mother’s Day – Pajiba
Britney Spears plans to wear custom Ver-sayce to her wedding, but I think that Brit Brit is just trying to throw us off, because we all know she’s really going to wear a stunning gown made of Venti Starbucks cups and green straws – Towleroad
Multi-millionaire Lisa Vanderpump is against the city of West Hollywood raising the minimum wage to $17.64 an hour – Reality Tea
Emily RideAJetSki lists the reasons why she thinks the ladies are into Pete Davidson and none of those reasons include the words “because he’s hung like a penis pump-using fruit bat.” – HuffPo
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