Night Crumbs
It was announced a few years ago that Jennifer Lopez will play Colombian drug lord Griselda Blanco in a movie, but I guess Hollywood is just coked-up for the Cocaine Godmother because actress/reality show judge/peddler of every product on earth Sofia Vergara will play Griselda in limited series for Netflix. So, Sofia is going from zany comedy to gritty drama! But honestly, the bar for this Netflix series is so low that it’s touching the planet’s core, because it just needs to be better than Catherine Zeta-Jones’ Griselda Blanco movie for Lifetime, which was stinkier than coke breath – Celebitchy
Because of the accidental shooting death of Halyna Hutchins, Dwayne Johnson has vowed to not use any real guns in his productions – Pajiba
Blanket Jackson is Blanket Jackson no more. He’s climate change-fighting Bigi Jackson now – Yahoo! News
Joshua Jackson and Jodie Turner-Smith brought out their “laughing with happiness in a catalog” poses for J. Crew’s holiday campaign – Lainey Gossip
Jay-Z deleted his Instagram, just one day after he joined Instagram to promote Netflix’s The Harder They Fall. So basically Jay-Z hit it and quit it. To which, Instagram said, “What am I?! One of your side pieces? Cold!” – Gawker
While many have been screaming for Chet Haze to be launched into space, it was actually his father Tom Hanks who was invited to go to space by Jeff Bezos but Tom didn’t want to pay the $28 million price tag – Just Jared
If you’re a Republican senator and a blocked number calls your cell phone, it may be “Meghan, Duchess of Sussex” because Meghan Markle has been cold-calling politicians to lobby for paid family leave – ABC News
This butthole-tightening yogi will hear from the lawyers of Goopy Paltrow, the creator of down-low hole tightening, in 3..2… – OMG Blog