Night Crumbs

November 2, 2021 / Posted by: Michael K

While on a podcast co-hosted by her pastor, Judah Smith of Churchome, Hailey Bieber said that during a hard time in her marriage to greasy dingle Justin Bieber, she called her mom crying and said that she didn’t know if she could take it anymore. Her mom told her to stick with him and that the shitty times will pass. Um, I don’t know if I’d take marriage advice from someone who has decided to stay married to Stephen Baldwin for over 30 years. But I do know that if someone tells you to stick with Justin Bieber forever, you should Superglue a Post-It note to your brain that reads: Never ever ask that person for advice again! – Gawker

After catching COVID-19 and spending time in quarantine, Ed Sheeran says that he’s out and will perform on Saturday Night Live this weekend as scheduled. It was rumored that Ed may not make it to SNL, so this BREAKING development is good news for those who were hoping to skip their usual sleep aid on Saturday night and instead take in Ed’s scientifically-proven musical sleep inducers – Yahoo!

Moguls – They’re just like us! Except when Ava DuVernay looks at houses on Zillow for fun, she can pull out her coin purse and easily buy that bitch –Celebitchy

It’s that time of year again when the internet openly slobbers over a cartoon fox Robin Hood and other cartoon characters their kinky asses get moist in the tip over – Pajiba

On Halloween, Taylor Swift gave a little something to the Plushie chapter of the Swifties – Lainey Gossip

Bella Hadid smiled in a picture, which explains why her eyebrows are mostly MIA in it. They were so shocked when her lips formed a smile that they fell off her face! – Popoholic

Cher needs to sue the Instagram account that shows what celebrities would look like if they never got plastic surgery. Because they included Cher and Cher is obviously a 100% naturally stunning organic blossom! – OMG Blog

“HoW WRonG” is what some people screamed at Michelle Branch dressing her and her unborn baby up as a pregnant Virgin Mary and an unborn Jesus for Halloween, and after they screamed that, they probably went back to dressing their kids up as pimps and serial killers for trick-or-treating – Us Weekly

Yes, the American Music Awards still happen and Cardi B is hosting them this year – Just Jared

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