Night Crumbs

November 1, 2021 / Posted by: Michael K

When the clock struck midnight on November 1, Mariah Carey posted a video where she destroyed Halloween (aka took a candy cane bat to some pumpkins) and announced that the Christmas season has begun! Mimi briefly mentioned Thanksgiving, but still, I’m sure the turkeys of the world are grateful that she pretty much skipped over turkey season and wants us to move right into Christmas ham season. You know, nothing makes me fart out a cloud of bah humbug like even the faintest sound of a jingle bell before Thanksgiving, but it makes sense that the Queen of Christmas is ready. You would be ready too if you made a mountain of money every year from your Christmas song playing on a constant loop during the holiday season. Shit, on the night of October 31st, visions of paychecks probably dance in Mimi’s head – SOW

Alice Evans wrote about the demise of her marriage to Ioan Gruffudd in The Daily Mail. One rule of life is that if you ever get the idea to write about the demise of your marriage in The Daily Mail, stop thinking and go back to bed because you’re not good at ideas – Celebitchy

If there’s ever a lime shortage, blame all the famous types who put a bowl of limes on their kitchen table for their Architectural Digest home tour. See: Vanessa Hudgens – OMG Blog

Dune was #1 at the domestic box office again, because I guess more and more people realize that spending $13 to fall asleep to the sound of blowing sand and endless space politics is cheaper than Ambien – Pajiba

It took me way too long to realize that Shaun White dressed in The Queen’s Gambit drag for Halloween and was not a really, really, really off-brand Daphne from Scooby-Doo – Lainey Gossip

Brie Larson has bravely come out as someone who spent actual money on an overpriced bootleg Kimmy Gibbler-looking ass sweater from Rodarte – Popoholic

Florence Pugh chopped her hair off into some kind of mullet, so she’s either broken up with Zach Braff or she wants to be hair twinsies with him – Yahoo!

Tony Hale and Hannah Waddingham are going to be in Hocus Pocus 2 – Just Jared

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