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Alice Evans’ lawyers and friends still haven’t found a way to delete her Twitter app from her phone because she’s at it again. Fresh off from shitting all over her estranged husband Ioan Gruffud for allegedly wet humping on her friend for three years, she tweeted that Ioan can’t “abide by fatties” and threatened to dump her if she gained weight. Alice also tweeted that their daughter is “inconsolable” over Ioan and his new girlfriend. And while Alice’s divorce lawyers probably inhale several martinis every time they see that she’s tweeted, Ioan’s divorce lawyers probably pop the champagne, print those tweets out, and put them in a file labeled “Thanks For Making It Easy For Us, Alice!” What I’m saying is that the liquor industry is doing well during this divorce messiness – Celebitchy

Pimp Mama Kris was a guest on the Halloween episode of Ellen DeGeneres’ show, and honestly, that episode is so cursed that it needs to be burned, doused with holy water, and buried in the deepest part of the ocean – Just Jared

Because every time daytime talk show host is contractually obligated to bring the foolery on Halloween, here’s Tamron Hall as a pregnant Cardi B – Lainey Gossip

Harry Styles helped a fan come out, and he was dressed like Jimmy’s second standby on H.R. Pufnstuf while doing so – Queerty

Fetty Wap was arrested by the feds on federal drug charges for allegedly being part of a drug trafficking ring – Complex

Broadway star Laura Benanti says that the Great White Way isn’t all jazz hands and sequined farts, because she busted up her body badly during performances and was labeled difficult and lazy when she was physically unable to do shows – Entertainment Tonight

I guess one way to avoid the rumors that your cheating ho of a boyfriend passed his peen to another while you’re pregnant with his baby is to talk about how tall your child is going to be – Gawker

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