Night Crumbs
Meghan Trainor continues to be the poster child of WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU ADMIT THAT?! First, Meghan Trainor tells everyone that she and her husband have caca’d next to each other at least once. Second, she admits that the smug dry dick burp that is Dr. Phil is her crush and she dressed up like him. Ugh, so Meghan is okay with shitting next to her husband and also has a thing for a giant bald pile of shit. You know, there’s less gross ways to come out as a scat queen, Meghan?! – SOW
Hayden Christensen, a name that hasn’t entered my brain area for a minute, will be back as Darth Vader in a Disney+ series whether you like it or not – Celebitchy
Because any good STUNT QUEEN will continue to milk a stunt until after their movie premieres, St. Angie Jolie played coy when asked about her “friendship” with The Weeknd – Uproxx
Prince Pierced Peen of Monaco claims that his wife Princess Charlene will be home within weeks after being in South Africa since May. I’ll believe it when I see it and no, Prince Albert, you carrying around a mannequin in a short blonde wig while calling her your “wife,” doesn’t count! – People
Penny Badgley is giving you “lit professor at a small New England college going to a holiday party in an outfit he got at a Chess King sale in 1995″ – Lainey Gossip
HBO has renewed Succession for a fourth season. I’m actually surprised, surprised that they only renewed it for one more season. Seeing as how everyone’s tip gets extra moist for the trials and tribulations of those rich assholes, I’d think that HBO would’ve already renewed it until the end of time – Pajiba
What’s got Three Crazies With An IP Shuffler And A Million Email Addresses One Million Moms screaming in homophobia today? – OMG Blog
The Brendanaissance continues because Brendan Fraser will be the villain in the Batgirl movie – Just Jared
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