Paulina Porizkova says she’s settled the lawsuit she filed against her late husband Ric Ocasek’s estate after he left her out of his will, saying she “abandoned” him. Paulina wouldn’t say how much money she got but said “they were very fair.” Paulina missed an opportunity to say that the settlement is “just what I needed.” But I guess this means that Paulina can finally throw away her Styrofoam begging cup since she afford groceries now. And someone should suggest to Paulina to never ever use a medium or a ouija board because the spirit of Ric Ocasek may show up to yell at her for getting a piece of his estate – People
Simon Monjack’s family saw HBO’s two-part Brittany Murphy documentary and are pissed that it made Simon look like a greedy and controlling monster. Well, on the bright side, at least HBO didn’t devote an entire episode to Simon “sharing a bed” with Brittany’s mom after her death – Celebitchy
Two things are still a thing: 1. Zoe Kravitz and Channing Tatum. And 2. People dressing like hobos from the 90s (see: Zoe Kravitz’s ensemble) – Lainey Gossip
My new favorite musical artiste, Matt Farley, makes $65,000 a year from writing songs about poop. Chad Kroeger is definitely pfft-ing at that amount. Because he’s made millions from writing shit songs – Pajiba
Archie from Riverdale wants you to know that he’s married and also drinks his wife’s chichi leche. Hey, at least he didn’t post a video of his wife directly squirting her titty milk into his coffee cup. He’s probably saving that for his next Instagram post – OMG Blog
The fight for DMX’s estate just got messier because a woman has come forward claiming she’s his child, which brings the number of known children of DMX to 15 – Yahoo! News
Megan Thee Stallion became Megan Thee Pinhead – Egotastic!