Hot Slut Of The Day!
Chocolate Mint Bubblicious!
Here I was thinking that ever since Bubblicious started putting cavities in teeth in 1977, there have been approximately nine hundred million flavors of it. But according to Wikipedia, there have been only 28 Bubblicious flavors in the history of Bubblicious. Citation fucking needed on that one. Because how can Bubblicious let Baskin-Robbins outdo them in the number of flavors department?! Well, amongst those alleged 28 Bubblicious flavors was Chocolate Mint, which is one of the weirdest things I’ve ever put in my mouth. “That’s saying a lot.” – my mouth
Bubblicious Chocolate Mint Gum, which was also known as Cool & Chocolatey, came out sometime in the 1980s and confused mouths until the 90s. It was the perfect gum for anybody who licked on some mint chocolate chip ice cream or bit into an Andes mint and thought, “This would be so much better if it was rubbery and I could chew on it for hours.” It was like a bizarre dessert for your mouth. But Bubblicious Chocolate Mint wasn’t the only chocolate gum in the gum game. Extra still sells mint chocolate chip gum, and in the 70s, Bazooka sold Bubble Fudge, which sounds like a cutesy name for a really juice fart.
If you’ve had Chocolate Mint Bubblicious and have been craving that mess ever since, I’ve got good news for you. There’s a good chance you’ll hack up a piece of Chocolate Mint Bubblicious one day. Because anyone who put a piece of Chocolate Mint Bubblicious in their mouth, mistook it for a decadent dessert and swallowed it. And when I was a kid, my abuelita told me that swallowed gum stays in your stomach forever and she’d never lie to me!
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