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October 23, 2021 / Posted by:

Vac-Man!

No, that isn’t a naked picture of an enraged Mel Gibson. Don’t slander Vac-Man like that! Vac-Man was a toy that you’d suck the life out of before stretching him like Khloe Kardashian’s Photoshop team stretches out her pictures.

Vac-Man was made by Cap Toys and sold in 1994. He was the arch-rival of the legendary Stretch Armstrong. And like Stretch Armstrong, you could stretch him out more than a PNP sub at a fisting orgy. Vac-Man came up with a pump that you’d attached to his head. You’d then sucked the air out of him until he became as stiff as Jamie Dornan’s acting. Then you could stretch him until you couldn’t stretch him anymore. Wikipedia says that Vac-Man had one up on his nemesis Stretch Armstrong, because he could stay stretched out while Stretch Armstrong could not! Stretch Armstrong was tight like that.

Unlike the Stretch Action figures which contained a syrup-like liquid inside a rubber sheath, Vac-Man (and associated models like the Vac-Pac which were the heroic enemies of Vac-Man) contained a grainy solid, produced from ground-up corn cobs. By attaching the provided pump to a socket on Vac-Man’s head, air could be sucked out until the body became rigid. It could then be stretched, but unlike Stretch Armstrong, it would retain its stretched shape until the air was let back in.

Here’s the stretched-out baby of Gumby and Hellboy in action:

So, Vac-Man got sucked, stretched out, and ended up with little red dots on his body? Toys from the ’90s – They’re just like us!

Pic: eBay

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