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The Dick In Coochie Slide!
If you’re saying to yourself, “I didn’t know that Goop designed playground equipment,” shut the hell up, and don’t say that out loud. You’ll give Goopy Paltrow ideas! And no, that isn’t a children’s playground slide that was designed by some sucio tricksters who want us to believe it’s really a sideways mouth sucking on a face roller. It’s actually a peen-in-vagine slide. Before you wonder why your eardrums haven’t exploded over enraged parents screaming after their kids ask about that weird-looking slide, that’s because it’s for a movie. And the movie is not a Brazzers production.
Meaww reports that the red heterosexual fuck slide was spotted at a Canadian park in Maple Ridge, British Columbia. It’s for a Seth Rogen-produced movie about a group of women who go looking for their birth mothers and I guess they go looking for their birth mothers down the shaft of Ronald McDonald’s dick as it goes into a piping hot punane.
According to Hollywood North Buzz, the penis-in-vagina slide was designed and set up for filming an upcoming comedy flick co-produced by Seth Rogen. Though the film is yet to be titled, it has been described as the journey of “four Asian-American women searching for one of their birth mothers in all the wrong places.” Starring Ashley Park, Sherry Cola, Stephanie Hsu, and Sabrina Wu in lead roles, the R-Rated movie is being written by screenwriter Adele Lim of ‘Crazy Rich Asians’ fame.
If you’re like me and want to search Spirit Airlines for the cheapest tickets to BC so that you can take a video of you going down that slide while dressed like jizz (and then reverse it for social media so you look like jizz shooting into a cooze), I have sad news for you: the-p-in-v slide is already gone!
My sis and bro-in-law live a block from this park so we went to see it, but penis slide is already gone. pic.twitter.com/mLcVjIak2p
— 69corncob69 (@Lommox) October 12, 2021
That slide is too beautiful and artistic to be destroyed. Seth Rogen should open an adults-only playground and make that slide its Mona Lisa. I’d go, because then I’d be able to say, “Ow, my ass hurts because I burned it while sliding on some dick.” And technically, I wouldn’t be lying this time.
Pic: Twitter