Night Crumbs
Disney announced that in-person promo events for Eternals have been switched to virtual after the cast may have been exposed to COVID-19 at the Hollywood premiere. That’s the premiere where Angelina Jolie brought five members of the child army. Disney says that the cast has tested negative, but still, that giant cloud of smoke above Los Angeles isn’t just smog, it’s also from Brad Pitt furiously running off to his lawyer to tell them all about this, which means that their custody battle will last another fifty billion years – Just Jared
Alyssa Milano was arrested outside of the White House during a voting rights protest, and Alyssa’s nemesis Rose McGowan may or may not have called up DC police to tell them that she’ll Venmo them a little something if they lose the key to Alyssa’s cell – USA Today
Travis Tritt is pulling an Eric Clapton by refusing to perform at venues where there’s a vaccine and mask mandate. Okay, but what I think is really shocking here is that Travis Tritt is booking stages in 2021 – Celebitchy
Mila Kunis admitted to a big parenting fail and it wasn’t, “giving my kids’ bullies ammunition by telling the world that we don’t regularly bathe them” – MSN
Before Netflix’s big walkout, which happened today, its CEO Ted Sarandos admitted that he shit the bed when responding to criticisms about Dave Chappelle’s special – Pajiba
“And I say, hey-ey-ey, hey-ey-eeeeey, I said, hey, I’m finally divorced” is what Linda Perry is yodeling today since her divorce from Sara Gilbert has finally been finalized – Towleroad
Bradley Cooper got papped, but honestly, I’m much, much more interested in those bags of baked deliciousness – Lainey Gossip
And here’s Nina Agdal modeling the perfect low-key and highly functional hiking ensemble – Popoholic
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