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Noodle, the Groundhog of Pugs!
I was first exposed to the lazy brilliance of Noodle on TikTok, but in the past couple of days, several readers have dropped Noodle into my inbox as an HSOTD request. Because Noodle has gone mainstream and is taking the world by storm (and above is Noodle showing his response to him taking the world by storm). Noodle is famous thanks to his human’s daily “bones or no bones” check-in. Every day, his human wakes Noodle up and if Noodle flops down like he’s got no bones, it’s going to be one of those days. And if Noodle stands up like he’s ready to go, then it’s going to be a good day. That’s it and Noodle’s TikTok account has 2.6 million followers because of it. The world needs more Noodle, but when I flop back down on my bed in the morning and refuse to get up, I don’t get a ton of TikTok followers. I get Allison texting me like, “Where the fuck is your lazy ass?!”
Noodle, who also goes by @showmenoodz on Instagram, lives in NYC with his human Jonathan Graziano. Jonathan adopted Noodle when he was 7 years old and he’s a 13-year-old furry pile of adorableness now. In the videos, Jonathan goes to wake up Noodle from his luxurious bed for a piss walk to see what the day will bring. Here’s Noodle predicting a No Bones Day, which means it’s not the day to sign any contracts, make any big decisions, or even leave your house. Screw that Mercury in Retrograde shit. It’s all about Noodle’s predictions. He’s pugmanity’s answer to Walter Mercado!
@jongraz he had them just last night!! #pug #seniordog #boneless #humor #foryou
And here is Noodle predicting a Bones Day, which means it’s a great day to sign contracts, make big decisions, and leave the house.
@jongraz happy Friday everyone ????????✨ #pug #bones #nobones #weekend #horoscope #noodletok
Noodle’s videos have gotten millions upon millions of views. Noodle would probably rather spend the day trying to beat the Guinness World Record for most naps in a 24-hour period, but his human dragged him into the Today Show this morning. Jonathan talked about how Noodles has become a TikTok sensation and how some people really take his predictions seriously. Like one woman claims that she bought a lotto ticket on a Bones Day and won $500,000. That right there is the purest definition of SURE, JAN.
“Noodle has brought joy to so many people online. I can’t believe it,” Graziano told TODAY in a visit to Studio 1A Wednesday. “This ‘no bones’ video is something that I would just do as a silly little ritual for us in the morning to check in and see how he was doing. And then it took off.
“People starting using it as a forecast for how their day was going to go and I leaned into it. We all need a little positivity right now.”
“It’s been overwhelming. Again, it’s been so positive,” he said. “I get mentions from people who say they it was a ‘bones day’ so they decided to propose to their partner. They put a down payment on their house. “A woman the other day said it was a ‘bones day,’ so she bought a lotto ticket and won half a million dollars.
Seriously, I’m not calling Noodles’ powers of prediction into question, but every day is a No Bones Day for me. And by that I mean it’s a day where I don’t get any bone (aka dick).
Pic: TikTok