Night Crumbs

October 19, 2021 / Posted by:

As John Mulaney prepares to become a dad to the baby he made with his side piece turned main piece, Olivia Munn, his estranged wife Anna Marie Tendler is busy becoming a star on TikTok where she shares life hacks like the easiest way to put on a duvet cover….. after washing out the tears you cried on it when you heard that your shitty husband busted a fetus-making nut into the fangirl he allegedly left you for (I added that last part). But seriously, John Mulaney left a woman who can put a cover on a duvet in minutes without getting lost and screaming to send a search party for her?! That is the #1 skill everyone looks for in a partner! – Pajiba

And at the Dune premiere in London, Zendaya served botched circumcision elegance and Timothee Chalamet was dressed like a businessman Edward Scissorhands – Celebitchy

The ears of Las Vegas will have to wait a little longer to once again get filled with golden musical notes floating out of the mouth of THE GREATEST SINGUH IN DA WORLD because Celine Dion is down and out with muscle spasms and had to postpone the opening of her new Vegas residency – SOW

Um, okay, John CampeaLainey Gossip

Here’s the newest trailer for the live-action Cowboy Bebop movie, starring John Cho and his wavy hair field of magical magnificence – OMG Blog

Katie Couric wrote in her memoirs that after Matt Lauer was fired from Today for being a predatory mound of smegma, she let him know in a text that she cares about him. But Katie said in a Today interview that she currently has no relationship with him and is disgusted by what he did. Oh yes, no relationship with him. I’m sure Katie totally doesn’t email him words of love from the address [email protected]CNN

Not pictured: Brad Pitt holding a pair of scissors, ready to fuck up Angelina Jolie’s one-legged pose game by cutting that harness thing – Popoholic

ETERNALS SPOILER ALERT: A certain yodeling twink who makes his fans most in the tip is playing a god of love and sex in the Marvel universe. But honestly, it’s not much of a spoiler alert since it’s been rumored for a while, and at this point, who isn’t in a Marvel movie?! – The A.V. Club

Pic: TikTok

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