Open Post: Hosted By Peppa Pig Calling Out Adele
Since Adele is preparing to have us all crying in our mashed potatoes this Thanskgiving with he upcoming release, 30, she has begun making her interview rounds. Normally this is a time to let everyone know “Yes, I have new music, you will be sad and I will get richer,” because interviews lead to tour dates and more checks. However, since I never took Adele as the type to start wars with other celebrities, I was shocked to find out that she started an unintentional beef with fellow British bad bitch Peppa Pig. And it all started during one of Adele’s IG Lives where she basically slapped down the idea of ever working with Peppa.
Yahoo! News reports that during an interview with Britain’s radio morning show Capital Breakfast With Roman Kemp, co-host Sonny Jay revealed he was disappointed that Adele completely shred the notion of working with Peppa into charred bacon bits. Now, of course, Adele probably thought someone was taking the piss by asking her if she wanted to work with a damn cartoon character, because unless the two of them are singing a rousing rendition of This Little Piggy, that shit ain’t ever happening. Well, this is when Sonny also revealed that there was someone on the line who wanted to confront her and that someone was none other than Peppa Pig!
On cue, a familiar voice played on voicemail.
“Hello Adele, that made me really, really sad when you said you wouldn’t collaborate with me,” Peppa Pig said. “Why not? Don’t you like me?”
Y’all, this had Adele SHOOK! Her face turned whiter than a MAGA convention in a snowstorm, and that’s when Adele immediately bowed down to the Beyonce of the animated world by retracting her entire statement.
In an effort to mend the relationship with the offended swine, she offered, “I deeply regret it. Anytime you want to go (jumping) in muddy puddles, I’m with you babes. I felt terrible the second I said it.”
Adele knew not to fuck with Peppa after that day, especially if she wants to make sure she’s not blackballed internationally because Peppa is the REAL star out of the two of them. Just ask kids. They have no idea who the hell Adele is.
Check out the moment Adele realized her career was in danger below.
Looks like the @Adele ft. @peppapig collab is back on 🥲 pic.twitter.com/G8ZNZEcpbF
— Capital (@CapitalOfficial) October 15, 2021
Pic: YouTube