Night Crumbs

October 14, 2021 / Posted by:

Daniel Craig doesn’t really like going to straight bars because he’s sick of alpha assholes trying to start fights with him and he prefers gay bars, where he doesn’t get in as many fights. Also back in the day, he’d meet ladies at gay bars who were there for the same reason he was. But notice how he casually mentions how he’s still gotten into fights at gay bars? Now I know to stay away from both straight bars AND gay bars, because honestly, getting my vodka soda accidentally kicked out of my hand by fucking James Bond as he fights with other gays, would totally ruin my buzz – Queerty

Cher is suing Mary Bono, Schonny Bono’s widow, for allegedly stiffing her of $1 million in royalties from Sonny & Cher hits. If this goes to trial, it’ll be the shortest trial of all time because the jury will immediately side with Cher after she sashays into the courtroom and quotes Chad Michaels by saying, “I’m Cher, bitch!”Towleroad

Alice Evans continued to bring the messiness by calling out her estranged husband Ioan Gruffud on Twitter for “ghosting” her for the past 9 months. Why do I have a feeling that Alice’s divorce lawyer is about to pass a Spectrum employee a stack of money to “accidentally” cut off her internet access? – Celebitchy

Chris Martin (dressed like a parking valet from 1987) and Dakota Johnson (dressed like a knock-off Phyllis Diller) made a RARE appearance together – Lainey Gossip

Who cares about Affleck! The Tender Bar trailer belongs to THEE Christopher Lloyd! – Pajiba

Um, were these pics taken before or after Paris Hilton and Demi Lovato went shopping for costumes? – Just Jared

Not to be outdone by McDonald’s and Burger King, Popeyes is getting into the celebrity food game with Megan Thee Stallion’s Hottie Sauce. Honestly, Arby’s fucked up by not getting to Megan first. To think, they could’ve made a companion to their Horsey Sauce called Stallion Sauce –  SOW

Pic: United Artists Releasing

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