Night Crumbs
In case you didn’t hear it the first time around, Idris Elba let everyone know that he’s not going to play James Bond, but when asked if he wants the role, he said, “Who wouldn’t?” I mean, Idris could be in talks for Bond and he’s just getting into the role early by playing coy since that’s such a spy thing to do! But since there was such a big gap in time between the last Bond movie and the current one, my guess is that casting directors are hitting up grade school theater productions to ask the little kids to say “shaken not stirred” while holding a martini glass before asking them if a tentative 2041 start date works for them – Just Jared
Zendaya shows hos that she can work anything, even a giant gold lima bean titty cover – Lainey Gossip
Joaquin Phoenix shaved the top of his head and he either did it to play a hipster Homer Simpson in a movie or he did it because he’s Joaquin Phoenix – Celebitchy
Yup, Jake Tapper and Monica Lewinsky really did go on a “G-rated” date in 1997 – Pajiba
Well, thanks to these new Britney Spears rumors it looks like Daddy Spears may be able to get a job as a grifting religious cult leader – Towleroad
Despite Diplo looking like he graduated at the top of his class and with honors from Uncle Terry’s University of Creeping, he denies the sexual misconduct allegations against him and paints his accuser as a money-grubbing stalker – Stereogum
“Hello, welcome to the Spring Break Circa 1994 Bar & Grill, I’m your server, Dua Lipa” – Popoholic
Brassic is a show I’ve never heard of before, which I’m ashamed to admit because judging by these screenshots, it’s my kind of show (see: them putting the ASS in Brassic) – (NSFW-ish) OMG Blog
Pic: Wenn.com