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James, the Powerball player with Mustang and cocaine dreams!
The Powerball jackpot hit $699.8 million yesterday after 40 drawings produced no big winner. But one winning ticket matched all numbers in last night’s drawing and that ticket was bought at a grocery store in Morro Bay, CA. So you’re probably not reading this, because, for the past few hours, you’ve been scouring 23andMe and Ancestry.com for any possible relatives you may have in the Morro Bay area. Before the drawing, KSLATV reporter Kori Johnson was at a gas station in Shreveport, LA, asking Powerball players what they would do with the money. While some tricks would straight-up lie to the camera and say, “Oh, I’d just buy myself a small house and give the rest to charity,” James here kept it real by saying that he’d buy a Mustang and 5 kilos of cocaine. Behold, the real Cocaine Bear!
Here’s how Kori and James’ little Mustang and coke conversation went down:
Kori: You bought your ticket, what are you going to do with that money if you win?
James: Well, I’m definitely going to get a new supercharged Mustang with dual exhaust and about 5 kilos of cocaine and I’ll be good to go.
Kori: Okay, so you like cars? You like cars? I don’t like cars. I don’t know what I would do with all that money. I would have to sit on it, pray on it for a day, figure out what I’m going to do with it. But Doug, back to you…
And here’s the video of James telling the world about his Mustang wishes and cocaine dreams!
Shreveport people are just built different pic.twitter.com/s8SGfVtcok
— Bunkie Perkins (@BunkiePerkins) October 5, 2021
And obviously, James didn’t become a Power8Ball champion, which is probably for the best. Because if he did, he would’ve had half of Wall Street and Hollywood (not to mention the party-killing feds) knocking on his door, ready to party. Although, many of them, probably heard “5 kilos” and thought, “That’s just for one night, right?”
Pic: Twitter