Night Crumbs

October 6, 2021 / Posted by: Michael K

In his Netflix special The Closer, Dave Chappelle hit all the bases by spitting out an anti-Semitic joke, claiming he beat up a butch lesbian woman for throwing a punch at him, saying that the LGBTQ community was more offended by DaBaby’s anti-gay verbal diarrhea stream than DaBaby killing someone, and telling everyone that he doesn’t have a problem with transgender people, just white people. Dave also vowed to stop telling LGBTQ jokes and declared himself a member of Team TERF. J.K. Rowling should be happy about that but I’m sure she’s fuming because now she’s got some competition for the title of TERF of the Year at this year’s TERF Ball – The Daily Beast

Brangelina’s drawn-out fight over Chateau Miraval shares is OVER over because Angelina Jolie has sold her stake to a subsidiary of the Stoli Group. But don’t worry, Angie and Brad Pitt don’t have to put down their shanks just yet since they’re still fighting in their never-ending battle over custody of the child army – Celebitchy

Kirsten Dunst shows off her haunted antique shop-looking house in Architectural Digest, which means she’s either selling, getting a divorce, or going for OSCUH (probably the third one) – Lainey Gossip

Peter Dinklage as a yodeling Cyrano? I’m in – Pajiba

Somebody start a GoFundMe for Freddy Krueger since he’s obviously broke! I mean, that must be why he teamed up with one of the Nightmares of Calabasas, Kylie Jenner, for a makeup collab – Just Jared

Justin Bieber, a name that makes many reach for a joint, is getting into the weed business – Bloomberg

And in the pages of Cosmpolitan, Shakira is slathered in 80s aerobics glamour and shows us how she keeps fit enough to run from her tax bills – Popoholic

Pic: Mathieu Bitton/Netflix

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