Night Crumbs

September 30, 2021 / Posted by: Michael K

November 1st is the 40th birthday of McMcDonald’s McRib, so to celebrate that important day in American history, they’re bringing it back again. So if you want to keep Halloween going, you can take your ass to McDonald’s and wrap your mouth around that BBQ-flavored pork jelly mold of fake bones that looks like it was leftover from the set of Hannibal. And later that night, you can give your toilet a real scare too – SOW

Well, Up with People was snubbed AGAIN! Because it was announced that the 2022 Super Bowl Halftime Show will be made up of Dr. Dre, Mary J. Blige, Kendrick Lamar, Eminem, and Snoop Dogg (so just call it the Super Smoke A Bowl Show). And 50 Cent is going to go off on Twitter in 3..2.. – Just Jared

40-year-old Jake Gyllenhaal and his 25-year-old girlfriend, Jeanne Cadieu, made their red magenta carpet debut as a couple. Never mind that it looks like she has the tiniest head ever, I think she wore a dress that looks like a backward bathrobe to let us all know that, unlike her man, she bathes, thankyouvermuch – BuzzFeed

Jennifer Aniston wonders why people don’t come up to other people while out and about anymore. And yes, she said that like it was a BAD thing – Celebitchy

If Ridley Scott gets his way, we may see Russell Crowe in undead old-timey Roman Empire drag as a Zombie Maximus, because he wants to make a sequel to Gladiator. But give us the batshit Gladiator sequel that came from the mind of Nick Cave or give us nothing! – Pajiba

Judge Judy’s new show looks just like her old show only a billion times worse (see: NO BYRD!) – TVLine

In actual good news, Mark Hoppus of Blink-182 says he’s cancer-free – Yahoo!

Porsha Williams is giving up her Real Housewives of Atlanta peach after 10 seasons – Reality Tea

Pic: McDonald’s

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