Night Crumbs

Angelina Jolie and The Weeknd decided to throw some fuel onto the rumors that they’re fucking by getting papped outside the oh-so-private (read: the opposite of that) restaurant Giorgio Baldi in Santa Monica this past weekend. The Daily Mail claims that after dinner, Angie and The Weeknd (possible couple name: STUNT) went to his $70 million Bel Air mansion. So, they could be doing it, or maybe, just maybe, The Weeknd is the one who is buying Angie’s shares in Chateau Miraval. If that’s the case, expect a brand new bottle from them called Pussy Poppin’de Miraval Rosé – Lainey Gossip

Meanwhile, at the Academy Museum of Motion Pictures Gala, Olivia Rodrigo tried to shed her wholesome Disney image by wearing a highly elegant gown that made it look like Mickey Mouse’s ears were covering her chichis – Celebitchy

Dear Evan Hansen flopped at the box office because if people want to watch some oldie hanging around high schoolers, they’d just watch Strangers with Candy at home – Pajiba

Kelly Price would now like to close the book on The Mystery Of A Missing Kelly Price, because she says that she wasn’t missing at all, she was just fighting a visit to Jesus after catching COVID-19 – CNN

Ana Navarro and Sunny Hostin are back on The View after false positive COVID-19 tests took them out of Friday’s show. And Ana showed that she’s 100% healthy by rolling up her sleeves to drag hair sack of hemorrhoids Donald Trump, Jr. for calling her obese – The Hill

Cynthia Bailey has turned in her peach and is off of Real Housewives of Atlanta after approximately 9,485,111 seasons – Reality Tea

Archie from Riverdale is a dad now – SOW

Sunday may be a day of rest for some, but it wasn’t a day of rest for JLo and Ben Affleck because they hit the NYC pap stroll hard – Just Jared

True talent IS a naked Nina Agdal holding her iPhone while covering her nipple knobs and positioning her legs so we can’t see her cooze – Popoholic

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