Open Post: Hosted By The Bat Hanging From A Woman’s Crotch
Bats have got a bad rep these last few years since they maybe were related to Coronavirus’ debut on Earth in 2019. And one bat must have been looking for a safe place to seek refuge and not get harassed by bat-haters, but they seemed to have got a bit confused. And instead of a cave, the bat decided to make a home between one woman’s legs–hanging directly from the crotch of her jeans. Thick thighs save lives!–And also prevent bats from making homes in your cooter.
Newsweek says that a woman posted to TikTok about her chance discovery while out and about in the wilderness. The clip came from TikToker Tkazig who added the caption: “stay outta nature.” She doesn’t have to tell me that. The clip has been viewed over 4 million times and shows the woman asking, “How did this happen to me?” At which point, she pans down, and, boom, there’s a bat on her crotch. After commenters asked her how the bat got there, she answered in the comments with: “All I know is that I took a step, heard a squeak, looked down and…”
Here’s the video:
@tkazig
The bat is in heaven now because the woman’s husband and her cat tag-teamed it:
“My husband grabbed him [the bat], he died from cat-related injuries, [the cat] tested negative for rabies. RIP Vlad.”
Well, on a positive note, at least this story about a small critter on someone’s down-low parts doesn’t involve Richard Gere.
Pic: TikTok