Night Crumbs

Mayim Bialik, who is the host of Jeopardy!’s specials and spin-offs and is filling in on the nightly show since Mike Richards has been shit-canned, has made it clear that she would love to be the sole host. Jeopardy!’s producers reportedly wanted Blossom as the only host but her schedule wouldn’t really allow it. I say just keep Blossom as host of Jeopardy!’s specials and give Six LeMeure the main gig! But honestly, this disaster has dragged on so long that at this point, the newborn baby that Alex Trebek’s spirit was reincarnated into is going to be grown soon. And then they just give them the job – Just Jared

Some say that life begins at 40, but for Nicole Richie, life almost ended at 40 when her hair caught on fire while blowing out her birthday candles – Lainey Gossip

Daniel Craig thinks that instead of casting a woman as James Bond, there should be a part for a woman that is just as good as James Bond. Um, “just as good.” Excuse you, Danny, Barb Wire exists and she could easily take down Bond  – Celebitchy

Expect a young adult series about a teenage Veruca Salt solving mysteries while in search of snozzberries, because Netflix bought Roald Dahl’s entire catalog so you know they’re going to make the hell out of it – Variety

Two dudes were busted in New Zealand for trying to smuggle in a bunch of KFC, a ton of cash, and little baggies into Auckland, which is on lockdown. Obviously, they’re running a one-stop fried chicken and weed ring, and if that’s really the case, they deserve to be named New Zealand’s entrepreneurs of the year – Pajiba

Chelsea Handler and Jo Koy are doing each other full-time. And just like that, the celebrity couple name of HandJo has been born – Yahoo! Entertainment

The Emmys producers got their chonies in a bunch over Seth Rogen pulling a Seth Rogen at their precious ceremony – HuffPo

And in more news of sadness, Melvin Van Peebles, an icon of Black cinema and father of Mario Van Peebles, died at 89 – The Hollywood Reporter

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