Night Crumbs

September 17, 2021 / Posted by: Michael K

Here’s the trailer for Guillermo del Toro’s Nightmare Alley (not to be confused with the nickname for my culo) which looks like a HIGH ART season of American Horror Story meets a horror movie sequel to Carol (see: Cate Blanchett and Rooney Mara starring in this). I’m in. – Lainey Gossip

Sorry, but if you’ve been hoping for The Smartwater Diaries: The Story Of The Face Of Aveeno Presented By LolaVie, it’s not going to happen anytime soon since Jennifer Aniston says she’s not ready to write her memoirs yet – Celebitchy

The trailer for the third season of Succession is out and continues to show my favorite thing: horrible people being horrible! And it ends with Logan Roy declaring that he’s going to go full fucking beast, which tells me that this is the real origin story of Beauty and the Beast – Pajiba

Speaking of the third season of a show about horrible messes, the trailer for the new season of You is out and it’s nice to know that Joe and Love are the type of responsible parents who don’t leave their baby at home, even when they’re burying a body in the woods – TVLine

Elton John’s long farewell to touring just got longer – SOW

The Swollen Ball Saga continues with Rose McGowan showing her support for Nicki Minaj while completely ignoring that whole “sex offender defender” thing – Just Jared

NOT A GODDAMN FUCKING REBOOT OF THE LOST BOYS! – The Hollywood Reporter

The full cast for the dramatic reboot of Fresh Prince of Bel-Air needs more Janet Hubert – OMG Blog

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