Night Crumbs
The Emmys are this Sunday and Jennifer Aniston is up for Lead Actress in a Drama Series for playing Jennifer Aniston in news anchor cosplay in The Morning Show. But Jennifer was on Jimmy Kimmel Live! last night, and said that doing Jimmy’s show was a big pandemic step for her and she’s not quite ready to go to an awards show full of people, which is why she won’t be at this year’s Emmys. So basically, Jennifer Aniston is still a little nervous about going into crowds. Who knew that during this pandemic, Jennifer Aniston would become more relatable to many of us. I say “more” because obviously, we all have millions upon millions of dollars, hair that’s been sprayed with liquid gold, and the weird will to only eat ONE chip – Just Jared
If Marilyn Monroe went goth and had a baby with Peaches and Cream Barbie, that kid would look like Billie Eilish at last night’s MEH Gala – Lainey Gossip
And if Plastique Tiara had a baby with Sean Young’s Blade Runner character, that kid would look like Megan Fox at last night’s MEH Gala – Celebitchy
The Jeopardy! episodes that Mike Richards managed to host before getting shit-canned are now airing, and surprisingly producers didn’t distract us all from the messiness by covering his mug with a crazy face emoji or replacing him with a deepfake Alex Trebek – Pajiba
Hailee Steinfeld or a Bebe Rexha clone getting attacked by mutated parmesan crisps? – People
As always, Kristen Stewart looked very excited to be at the MEH Gala while done up like an old-timey Barbie in Carol Brady’s pajamas – Tom + Lorenzo
Nicki Minaj and Piers Morgan re-defined the phrase “Team NO ONE” by fighting over the dumb shit her brain spewed up about the COVID-19 vaccine. Those two should just get a room…. that has a door with an industrial-strength bolt that locks from the outside so we can lock that shit up and throw away the key – Evening Standard
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