Night Crumbs

September 10, 2021 / Posted by:

In a preview for the new season of The Kelly Clarkson Show, doctor’s office waiting room crooner and easy listening cockatoo, Chris Martin, serenades Kelly Clarkson and her children, 7-year-old River and 5-year-old Remington, with an acoustic version of Yellow. I don’t know if it was because Chris Martin was singing about all that yellow or little Remington’s ears sent a message to his brain to get the hell out of there (it was the second one), but he interrupted the performance to tell his mom he needed to go to the bathroom. Kelly should be proud. That Remington is so young and yet he’s already mastered the art of knowing when and how to make a smooth exit – Too Fab

When the world ends, all that will be left will be cockroaches and Lindsey Buckingham dragging Stevie Nicks and the rest of Fleetwood Mac – Pitchfork

Kate Beckinsale is reportedly laid up in the ER of a Las Vegas hospital after fucking up her back – Just Jared

Well, there goes The Daily Mail’s reputation as a well-respected literary journal of truth, because Meghan McCain is now a columnist, turning that shit into The Daily Reminder That Meghan McCain Is John McCain’s DaughterCelebitchy

Nicki Minaj’s husband, Kenneth Petty, is facing 10 years in the clink after pleading guilty to not registering as a sex offender. Because this world is a flaming turd, he probably won’t get any prison time, but if he does, then Nicki’s DMs should brace themselves because every pedophile is going to slide in there hoping they have a chance with her pedo-supporting ass – Complex

Because everyone’s desperate for some sweetness and kindness, Steve from Blue’s Clues’ appearance on Stephen Colbert brought the feelings – Pajiba

Oh, I see that Roland Emmerich has burped up his answer to MelancholiaLainey Gossip

And as Brad Goreski serves “the love child of Uncle Terry and Magnum P.I.,” in the background, Jenna Dewan’s chichis are struggling to breathe – Popoholic

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