Night Crumbs

September 9, 2021 / Posted by: Michael K

Just when the entire paparazzi industry was about to file for bankruptcy due to the fact that it’d been longer than 5 minutes since our last Bennifer sighting, Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck saved the day by dropping into the Venice International Film Festival for the premiere of his movie The Last Duel. Photographers better bring several backup camera lenses to the premiere, because Bennifer is going to make lenses explode with the power of their STUNT QUEEN stuntin’ eternal love – Lainey Gossip

Fartman (aka Howard Stern) farted out a stream of rage at the unvaccinated people who are clogging up hospitals – Celebitchy

Jennifer Love Hewitt has given birth to her third child, a son named Aidan. And Adian’s siblings are named Atticus and Autumn. In the future, they can continue the legacy of their mother’s musical career by forming a pop group called Triple-A – SOW

Impeachment: American Crime Story also forces us to reassess Hollywood’s use of prosthetics – Pajiba

Not pictured: the other patients spitting out their Jell-O as a fully naked Jonathan Rhys Meyers sashays on through – (NSFW) OMG Blog

Amelia Hamlin walked in a show during New York Fashion Week, because I guess dead-eyed, charisma-less nepotism models are still the moment – Egotastic!

What in mutilated bathing suit meets laundry day ensemble HELL is Katie Holmes wearing? – Just Jared

If child army maker Nick Cannon hears the Johnny Condom theme song the next time he prays, that’s probably the lord’s response to him saying that he’s going to keep making babies as long as God lets him – Us Weekly

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