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Milo, the dog-imprisoning puss!
Milo is a TikTok-famous cat (words that only make sense in 2021) with 1.6 million followers, and recently, he gained even more fans (see: me) when his human recorded him showing off the important skill he can use to make sure pussymanity comes out victorious in the cat v. dog war. In a video that has gotten close to 4 million likes, Milo proves he’s the Mata Hari of cats by luring one of his furry roommates, a dog named Beckham, into a crate before closing the crate door. It’s over for you, dogs!
Milo lives with Beckham the Dog and his humans, including a human named Erika. Erika posted a TikTok of Milo’s evil genius at work. Milo first lures Beckham into the crate by standing there. Yup, Milo just has to stand in the middle of the crate. He doesn’t have to wave a Pupperoni at Beckham. Or dress up in a sexy Golden Retriever costume and wink and shoulder shimmy at Beckham. All he has to do is stand in the crate and Beckham comes to him. And once Beckham falls for the trap, Milo calmly sashays out of the crate and partially closes the prison door on that unsuspecting pooch! Milo does this so that he can have Erika all to himself. Bleheheheheheheee!
Erika says that Beckham is “not the brightest” because he can easily open the crate door and doesn’t. It’s not that Beckham is dumb, it’s just that Beckham has too much of a trusting heart for this cruel, cruel, cruel world!
@mrmilothechonk Don’t worry we let our dog out right away whenever Milo does this ???? #foryou #foryoupage #lol #comedy #cats #catsoftiktok
Beckham’s dog friends are never going to let him live that down. But he shouldn’t feel so bad. Most of us would fall for that pussytrap too. We’d see adorable little Milo sitting all alone in that crate, so we’d venture inside to give him some company, and BAM! Trapped. That Milo is good.
Pics: TikTok